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Impossible Stones

Stones can be problematic. It’s no secret. Here are just a few examples of how stones can cause trouble:

  • Toe stubbing
  • Tripping
  • Landscaping issues
  • Scrapes if you fall on them/break skin
  • Hard to garden – plants have to work around them for nutrients and growth
  • Easily mistaken for potatoes in a mound of dirt
  • Get bundled up with your bag of dried beans
  • People use them to stone you when you mess up
  • They’re uncomfortable for sitting or kneeling
  • Water runs off of them, so more flooding in rocky areas as opposed to a softer soil area
  • Erosion – good soil is washed away
  • They block the way (eg, in your kidneys) – impassable roads
  • They don’t taste well (eg, in your tonsils)
  • Rocks + momentum + trajectory + automobile = cracked windshield
  • Rocks + momentum + trajectory + lawnmower = broken window, dinged car, stones imbedded in face
  • They can kill you in the hands of a shepherd boy (eg, David vs. Goliath)
  • They are not easily persuaded to be or do anything
  • Problematic for spacecraft
  • Meteors hitting Earth = not so good, usually (eg, the Dinosaurs)

What stones are in your life?

What rocks have rendered your path impassable?

From my heart to yours,

2 thoughts on “Impossible Stones”

  1. I believe I have lived under the pretense that no stone is to be left unturned and stumbling blocks are but leaps of faith. When I read the questions you posed, I had to think how fortunate I am to have lived life as a warrior I may not have collected a lot of people, but I’m not carrying around any rocks either. Very thought provoking write.

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